goldfish★spirit

gayhughhefner:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE FUCK KINDA DRUGS ARE PEOPLE DOING

I'm Sorry »

stevenluce:

I’m a little drunk
Always
Maybe not
But probably a little
.
I’m sorry
I accidentally threw your guinea pig
Against a wall
When it bit me
All those years ago
.
I’m sorry
I dropped that thing that one time
I’m not good at balancing
Plates
Emotions
Orbits
Scale
.
I’m sorry
I ate…

vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat